Well, yesterday was a beautiful day, and I went to Costco. Today, we are bracing for an ever increasing storm, and it is raining. We had band practice, and I need to practice more. My wife hates my drums, but they are electronic, and can be quiet. She jabbered me out of bed this morning. She gets obsessive with talking, and I get tired of the Trump talk. lol Still, tons of food laying around. The rat problem continues. I lay down sticky strips, under my car, that are no where to be found in the morning. Where do they go???? OMG! Have a better day, everyone!
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Rodney Dangerfield
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!
Rodney Dangerfield
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. Rodney Dangerfield
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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I never really cared for Rodney, but today he's tickling my funny bone. I'm happy to hear your prostate situation isn't holding you back too much. Speaking of Mr. Happy....
07 jan 17 af medlem: Sarah1950
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Yes, Mr. Happy is hanging in there. lol Thanks Sarah!
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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07 jan 17 af medlem: John10251
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Correctomundo! I'll take it, Thanks John!
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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07 jan 17 af medlem: Sarah1950
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Maybe you would like this one from the late Les Dawson (British comedian) - My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects!
07 jan 17 af medlem: Doobrie
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Thanks for the pun also. Hanging in there.
07 jan 17 af medlem: ClassicRocker
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That is a great one, there, Doobrie! I like that one! Thanks Classic, I hope you are feeling better.
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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So, Fort Lauderdale gunman broke no law getting his gun from baggage claim, until he unlocked it's case, and randomly killed people. Wow, what a "wake up call", that airports are unsafe. They love the idea, that we should all carry weapons at all time to keep us safe. Guns are a hugely, profitable business. Very obvious after election, nothing will change, and it will all be "continuous media fodder".
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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Great to hear from you, April! I hope you are doing well. Have a great 2017!
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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I visit Rodney Dangerfield's grave when I visit my grandmother. Always enjoyed his standup!
07 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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LOL! Warren, thanks for the laugh!
07 jan 17 af medlem: Mom2Boxers
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Great pics and jokes today Warren! Stay safe in the rain...
08 jan 17 af medlem: mskestrela
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Thanks Mom and Kes! I hope you are both doing well.
08 jan 17 af medlem: warrenwinter
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